If you only knew

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me: omg i’m so fat what’s wrong with me
me: i’m gonna work really hard to get a super hot body
me two minutes later: omg is that cake

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Story of my life!

Maybe I should try this

When someone thinks I'm cute and innocent. »

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

If you follow this blog, you will finally achieve true and lasting happiness

No I really am ;)

Most definitely

I think maybe now I get why you stay with him. Crazy how this one little thing make me understand

One guy does ALL of these things. Maybe that’s why I’ve fallen so hard for him?

Real talk

I wish I could be as sure of my future career as I am of my feelings for him.